My “dirty little secret”

I have a dirty little secret.

My 3 year old is yet to be potty trained! (Queue the onslaught of rotten tomatoes and raw eggs)

Since my last post we really haven’t made much progress, if any. I have been ‘blessed’ with a child that is very strong willed, and right now (as in,for the past year) he has no real desire to use the potty. I am beginning to think he will not be the one to come up to me one day and say “mommy, i want to wear underwear” and really mean it. (like one of my lucky friends had happen to her)

We…I mean I…have tried several times and various methods to get him to go. We’ve tried the “Potty training in less than a day” method, the 3 days of ONLY underwear, where he and I cleaned up his MANY messes together and he thought it was the funniest thing to tease about “I pee on the floor” giggle giggle giggle, “I pee on the book” giggle giggle giggle when he knows full well where the pee pee is supposed to go. And then I tried waiting it out for him to come to me ( my FAVORITE method- cuz I don’t have to do anything) and then most recently the stickers, M&M’s and toys bribe chart.

Needless to say, we are no closer to being potty trained now than we were a year ago. I think this is one of the big things I dislike about motherhood. It has been so frustrating for me because Jonathan KNOWS how to use the potty he just does not care to. It has also been hard, because most if not ALL of the kids his age are now potty trained, and he’s still in pullups.

The thing that got me to start thinking that maybe I should step in,once again, is that I have been reading a lot lately about cloth diapering and how it’s safer for baby, safer for the environment, cheaper, healthier, blahbitty blah, yadda yadda…you know the deal. So I was getting all excited about it as I have been reading blogs of people that ACTUALLY use this method nowadays and meeting someone first hand last weekend that did it, and thinking possibly that I can do it too. As I pondered the work it would involve, the thought came to me- if I’m going to put baby in cloth- doesn’t that seem a little odd to still be putting the 3 year old in diapers.

So I’m really depressed about this. Changing a 3 year olds diaper is not a lot of fun, but it sure beats dealing with all the mess everywhere, and the inevitable power struggle with him, and having to stay home for eons until he decides to do it for fear of having him pee and poop in public.

So I don’t think I’m going to put baby in cloth until Jonny is potty trained for fear of being labeled a hypocrite. I just really don’t know what to do and I really have no desire to go through all that. But we cannot afford to keep buying diapers for two- urgh! I want to send him to a potty training camp…does anyone volunteer?